Copenhagen Climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 privet planes and caviar wedges

“And this being Scandinavia, even the prostitutes are doing their bit for the planet. Outraged by a council postcard urging delegates to "be sustainable, don't buy sex," the local sex workers' union – they have unions here – has announced that all its 1,400 members will give free intercourse to anyone with a climate conference delegate's pass. The term "carbon dating" just took on an entirely new meaning.”

“According to the organisers, the eleven-day conference, including the participants' travel, will create a total of 41,000 tonnes of "carbon dioxide equivalent", equal to the amount produced over the same period by a city the size of Middlesbrough.”
Middlesbrough - População – 142,691 censos 2001

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Agradeço e desejo um ano cheio de sucesso às 1400 senhoras, pela nobre atitude que tomaram. Pois caso não o tivessem feito, desconfio eu, lá teríamos sido certamente presenteados, com mais umas facturas de representação, para nos aliviar de mais algum peso nos bolsos.